how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
Sometimes you have a really hard work week and you just need to do something to make yourself happy.
Can I ask you something?
How…The hell…do you get your eyeliner so perfect????
Seriously?? It’s beautiful!
FUCKIN HELL THAT IS SKILL
holy shit fucking master pls tEACh ME
Holy cow talk about having a steady hand, that’s like a perfect wing.